Think your teachers are bad? Wait till you meet this lot. These ten tales of the worlds most splendidly sinister teachers will have you running for the school gates. Dr Dread teaches science and is half man, half monster... Watch out for the ghastly Miss Seethe. She is ALWAYS furious and shes on a detention rampage. And as for Phobe, hes a teacher with a real difference. He is bone-shakingly terrified of... children!

Meet Helen Thorpe. She’s smart, preternaturally calm, deeply insightful and a freshly trained butler. On the day she is supposed to start her career as an unusually equanimous domestic professional serving one of the wealthiest families in the world, she is called back to a spiritual retreat where she used to work, the Yatra Institute, on one of British Columbia’s gulf islands. The owner of the lodge, Helen’s former employer Edna, has died while...

An elite team of highly trained guinea pigs, know as G-force, is about to save the world. But the FBI shuts the secret unit down. Darwin is the loyal team leader; Blaster is the weapons expert with attitude to spare; Juarez is a drop-dead gorgeous martial arts diva; and tag-along Hurley who won't be stopped. Armed with the latest in high-tech spy equipment, and with the FBI on their tails, the fur flies as they race against the clock to save the world....